pride

death...

Does Your Office Have One of These?

If not, it should. Especially on a day like today.

Breaking the glass triggers several events almost instantly:

1. Overhead sprinklers go off, dousing the room in holy water.
2. The voice of Charleston Heston reads biblical passages over the P.A. system.
3. Your nearest fire department and/or Catholic priest is alerted via pager.
4. The voice of Charleston Heston interrupts his biblical passages to make motorboat noises, followed by loud "Caw! Caw!" crow-like sounds. This confuses evil, temporarily paralyzing it.
5. A dirt bike drops from the ceiling, letting you use this period of confusion to escape.

Remember: It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

ps- Thought i would try to make you laugh on such an unholy day

running

I need a break, I need to get away. I'm gonna fly, see you all in the next world... or is it this world. I don't know anymore I am so confused! Im leaving tonight on a bus to boston, from there Ill take a train to providence... from there... well we will just have to see...

good bye for now

Unpretty

Todays a new day. I have been SUPER horny since yesterday and I have got none! So I have a the equivelent of blue balls. I have to have a cop look at my car to give it the registration certificate before I can register it. I am getting so sick of driving around illegaly, but I have errands to run! I'm not sure what I am going to do today, I have to do school work, and I have to try to get some sleep. butother then that I think I don't have anything until Greg gets home, which then I have a CRAPLOAD of things to do.

I got a call from a VERY upset DJ last night, JR broke up with him. One the one hand I am really really sad for DJ that it happened, but I feel honored that he would call me when he was upset. I need to make him feel better, can anyone say girls night sleepover?

Anyways I have to go, I need to make some food for breakfast, although I have no idea what I am going to eat. I love you all!

"You can buy your hair if it wont grow, you can fix your nose if he says so, you can buy all the make up that man can make, but if you cant look inside you find out who am I too, Be in the position to make you feel so damn unpretty" -TLC unpretty

This is how I feel lately. I officially hit 200lbs, and I am really upset. I think I am beautiful, why doesn't anyone else think this? am i really ugly? help me before I slit the red lines across and watch the blood pour down, onto me, my art, the floor. Before death becomes me.